Random Words Which Will Hopefully Raise Your Intelligence

1. The importance of these words is obscure in our everyday life.
2. I contend that being random is not a sin, but an important factor of life.
3. It has been decreed that this site is both random and pleasing in an aesthetic way.
4. The meaning of these random sentences belie their true meaning. (That sounded redundant)
5. The way in which you are reading these random sentences with such superfluous word usage is, no doubt, with apathy
6. The paradox of living in an infinitely populated universe is only exceded by the finite length of the life of each living thing which populates the universe. (Where did all that come from?)
7. Curse the people who eradicate mushrooms and other such fungi; may doom rain upon their heads.
8. If you must scrutinize the randomness of these words and sentences, Kinoko Otoko shall hit you over the head with his Kabi Katana^™.
9. The reasoning of such random things is an enigma wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in a mystery.

Hopefully, these words have stimulated your brain and filled it to its capacity with intelligence; if not, well, too bad.