Darth Vader vs. Majin Buu
Entering the Battle Plane yet again, Kinoko Otoko brought the next two contestants. These two were known for causing the deaths of many people: Darth Vader and Majin Buu. Below is the official account of this battle...
Bringing the contestants to the Plane, Kinoko Otoko ascended to his referee platform. Looking down, he realized that Darth Vader was accompanied by 3 stormtroopers. "Darth Vader, this battle is a 1 on 1 fight. No outside help!" explained Kinoko Otoko, angry at Vader's insubordinance. "I felt that they would be..necessary...in this fight. I will continue to have them here, and you will do nothing about it," said Vader, defiantly. Beginning to smite Vader for such insubordination, Kinoko Otoko realized that the stormtroopers might provide some more interesting violence, and so he decided to ignore Vader for the time being. "Fine..if you think it will help you." Explaining the rules to them, he allowed them the standard few minutes to prepare themselves. "You insignificant pink blob. I will destroy you." taunted Vader, trying to intimidate Buu. "Buu hungry!" yelled Buu, stomping his feet into the ground. Seeing both fighters were prepared, and angered, Kinoko Otoko announced: "Let the battle...BEGIN!" Immediately, Vader ordered the stormtroopers to fire their blaster rifles at Buu. Buu, whose hunger was getting the better of him, began to yell and stomp the ground, frustrated. As the stormtroopers got closer to Buu, he stopped yelling and said "Be candy!". Before the stormtroopers realized what was going on, Buu used his head tentacle to turn two of them into gumballs, which he picked up and put in his mouth. He sat down to start chewing them, completely ignoring the fight. The third stormtrooper, realizing the power of this enemy, ran in the opposite direction, seeming to abandon Vader. Laughing to himself, Vader said, "Looks like you've been distracted. I thought you might enjoy those stormtroopers. Now to beat you, you bulbous, pathetic waste. Then I will take care of the other stormtrooper...I don't enjoy deserters." Using his strong Force abilities, he focused on Buu and began to close his fist. Buu stopped chewing, seeming to be affected by Vader. Vader continued to slowly clench his fist, laughing at Buu. Buu suddenly began to blow a large bubble, showing this as the reason for why he stopped chewing. Slightly confused, Vader clenched his fist as much as he could, but Buu merely blew the gum bubble bigger, eventually popping it. "Where..is your..throat?" questioned Vader, clearly stunned at how ineffective his ability was against Majin Buu. Standing up, Buu exclaimed, "You want to play with Buu?" Aiming the tentacle on his head, Buu fired a strong blast at Vader, knocking him backwards. "Don't think I'll give up that easily," warned Vader. As Buu began walking near him, Vader launched a massive bolt of Lightning at Buu, tearing a hole in his stomach. "Ohh!" exclaimed Buu, before closing the hole and laughing, then firing another blast at Vader. Dodging the blast, Vader attempted to lift Buu into the air and throw him, using the Force. Only managing to throw him a few feet, Vader launched a mass of lightning at Buu, slightly scorching him, but Buu merely regenerated his "flesh". Angered now, Buu powered up a Kamehameha and fired it at Vader, burning one of his legs. "You will pay for that!" threatened Vader, powering up his lightsaber. Calling upon the Dark Side, Vader lunged at Buu, and with incredible speed, slashed him a great number of times with his lightsaber. When the attack was over, Vader stepped back to view the aftermath. Blobs of pink "flesh" were laying around everywhere. Laughing evilly, Vader turned to Kinoko Otoko, who was watching from his referee platform and said, "See, Mushroom? I defeated him. Now I will accept my victory and return to the Executor." "Hey, Buu not finished fighting you," yelled an angry voice. Whirling around, Darth Vader was astonished to see Buu reforming himself from the blobs. Smiling, Kinoko Otoko watched as Vader attemtped to make sense of it. "What..are you supposed to be?" questioned Darth Vader. "I'm Buu!" exclaimed Buu with a laugh. Suddenly, a yell was heard as the supposed deserter of a stormtrooper came running, firing his blaster at Buu. Stopping, he said, "Please forgive me, Lord Vader. I became unnerved when I saw what happened to the other two. I will gladly fight this menace if you will spare my life." Vader, getting ready to kill the stormtrooper, stopped, realizing it would be more pleasing to see Buu turn this wretched deserter into some sort of food. "Go ahead. I will spare your life only this once." said Vader, pleased with the execution he planned to watch. Aiming his rifle at Buu's head, the stormtrooper fired continuously, barely making a mark on Buu. Suddenly, in a single action that neither Vader nor the stormtrooper expected, a blob of Buu's "flesh", which had been forgotten about by Vader, slithered behind the stormtrooper and engulfed him, leaving behind only his blaster. Turning towards it, Vader was momentarily surprised by what he witnessed, but guessed that the deserter had a nice end coming. The blob, containing the unlucky stormtrooper, rejoined with Buu's body, as Buu absorbed the stormtrooper. "Hmmm!" exclaimed Buu, realizing that the trooper had no real powers. Pointing his fat finger at Vader, he said, "Buu will eat you, or Buu will finish you off!". With that, Buu began powering up a Kamehameha. Vader, tapping into the Dark Side once again, tried to unleash a larger amount of lightning. Suddenly, Buu fired the Kamehameha blast, which was much larger than any Kamehameha blast seen yet by Kinoko Otoko. The blast hit Vader as he was ready to unleash the lightning, knocking him back with such a force that he was slammed into the ground, instantly being put into a coma-like state. Smiling at such destruction, Kinoko Otoko jumped down and walked over to Vader drawing his Kabi Katana. "As I said, you will pay for your insubordination," said Kinoko, plunging the Katana deep into Vader's left arm. Waking with the sudden pain, Vader could only breathe raspily, but say nothing. Sheathing the Katana, Kinoko Otoko announced: "The Winner of Round 6 is...Majin Buu!" Jumping up and down in celebration, Buu was transported back to the Earth, where he made himself a place to live, and befriended Hercule. Vader was sent back to the Executor, where he healed, and began overseeing the new Death Star's construction. With this, Kinoko Otoko had a mushroom attendant come to scrape the bubblegum off of the bottom of his platform, then departed the Battle Plane to find the last two contestants.
And so ends Round 6, finding the two teams of fighters once again in a tie. The score is 3-3, and the next battle, which shall decide the winners of this "Tournament", should be the most climactic battle yet. Keep watching, and check out the links on the Schedule page for past battles.